Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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