You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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