Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize