We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize