Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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