I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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