I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
40s are totally the cure
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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