That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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