if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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