You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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