omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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