You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I will be naked everywhere
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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