all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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