So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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