I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Please don't give away my fajitas
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