There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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