Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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