my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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