I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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