Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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