i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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