i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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