69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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