I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
