Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize