I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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