i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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