Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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