Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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