the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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