school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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