pedialite and red bull = repair kit
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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