a queef is a wish your heart makes.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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