Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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