I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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