that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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