Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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