Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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