Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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