hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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