do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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