...so i touched it.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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