"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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