We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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