If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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