how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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