You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Randomize
