i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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