the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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