Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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