Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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