Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
dude. I can hear the air.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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