We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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