I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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