Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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